He laughed it off but let’s just say, we had to work hard, all over again, to get back into the game. He was almost about to climax when I let out a queef… And boy, was it loud! Or, at least, so it seemed at the time. Slowly the clothes came off, soon enough we were both in the depths of pleasure. We entered my house and he started kissing me. We had been dating for two months and this was going to be our first time. A candlelit dinner, a movie and then we had planned to get down and dirty. The worst part? I was at his place with no change of clothes. This made him go, ‘Whaaaat? Did your hymen break after, like, 7 months of sex?’ Anyway, we both realized then that the bed was RED! All red! I’d gotten my period in the middle of sex and it looked like the red Nile was flowing on the bed. One time, my boyfriend and I finished having sex and I looked down to see blood on his penis. After a while, he farted again and this time, it was a smelly one! I didn’t know how to address the situation and he seemed completely unaffected by it! I asked him to stop but he never quite understood why. Thinking that a few embarrassing sounds are totally normal during sex, I continued. So my friend hooked me up on a blind date and the guy was genuinely nice all through the evening so when he asked me to come over to his place, I agreed. Just rolled off! It was hilarious but yeah, kinda embarrassing too. You know you tend to get things done as quickly as you can when you wait to get action for so long, right? Soon after I reached his place, we started making out and as things started to get hot and heavy… I actually fell from the bed. We were meeting each other after almost six months and were super excited to have sex. I went to my boyfriend’s place one afternoon. My heart was beating really fast – this was the first time that someone was going down on me! When he reached down there though and I felt his tongue, it felt so weird that I ended up snapping my legs shut real fast…with his head still in between! It was undoubtedly, the most embarrassing moment ever! In the middle of a make-out session, my boyfriend asked me ‘Can I go down on you?’ I was super embarrassed but I nodded anyway. Worst three weeks of MY LIFE.Sex has its good moments, it’s bad moments and it’s very, very embarrassing moments! No need to deny it, girls, we’ve all been there! So let’s share our funny and slightly humiliating moments and laugh at ourselves before anybody else can! Here are 10 women sharing their most embarrassing moments during sex! 1. I'm confident that I became known as the drunk girl who flushed her own teeth down the toilet. In this time, I worked at Disneyland and had to suffer every single day talking to hundreds of people with huge gaps in my teeth. "I then had to take out a small loan and wait three weeks for a new partial to be made. I ended up freaking out and my roommates had to get me back to our apartment (same building), crying and going on about how my teeth were gone. I got it to flush and realized microseconds later that it was my PARTIAL that was clogging it - and now, just got flushed down the toilet. ![]() " So I, in my drunken state, plunged my entire arm in the toilet to move the puke to make it flush. Well, I decided to go to a party and got way drunker than I intended and ended up puking in the bathroom. "When I was 20, I had a partial (think a retainer with two fake teeth attached) because I was born without two of my replacement adult teeth - so I had two very obvious empty gaps if I didn't wear it.
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